IF <I got drunk in the toilet @ INight 2004>

        IF <I did not meet XXX> ...

        ELSE IF <I met XXX>

                ... Graduation ... PR ... Campos ... Wilson ... X <== NOW

ELSE

        I did not get laughed at until now, I won lottery then Nobel Prize (Peace), ...  <== DID NOT HAPPEN, BUT ...

... I won't know what would've happened after I became rich and famous anyway.

Make the most unregretable choice at the time, and look back only to learn from mistakes. There is nothing we could have done now anyway, so torture yourself for making wrong choices so that you will NOT repeat the same mistake twice.